If like me you're a Mac owner who's been following with interest the Fake Steve Jobs blog (try here, here and here for a sample), you'll be amused to know that Steve's away for a while and Fake Larry Ellison has taken over for a few weeks. According to FSJ:
"Bit of news here. Larry Ellison has been bugging his PR people for a while to let him start his own blog at Oracle. But they're like, No friggin way are we letting you show the world how absolutely bonkers you are. So, fine. He comes to me and he says, Hey, in the summer, when it's slow, how about I take a turn on your blog."
Namaste, as Steve would say.